Funny Stuffs!

Cookbook pulped over 'ground black people' typo

The Associated Press - ‎Apr 17, 2010‎

SYDNEY - An Australian publisher is reprinting 7000 cookbooks over a recipe for pasta with "salt and freshly ground black people.

salt and freshly ground black people... that's one hell of a recipe if you ask me! I don't know how that author is going to sell the book even after reprinting it =S tough luck for him/her.

Funny How Things Are Run, Ain't It?

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2010/04/15/health/main6400285.shtml

Life insurance companies investing in the fast-food industries so they can get more profit. It is like double Bohr effect! On one hand, they are getting nice dividends from those investments, on the other, their clients who are eating those fast-foods die young and never even get to the full benefit from them. Very interesting WORLD we are living in.

Another earthquake 7.1 in China? REALLY, WTF is going on? Expect an aftershock? Where are the geologists out there? Common... I am sure this really now deserve an explanation!

World is Crumbling

What is going on, please some geologists tell me!!! I demand an ANSWER now! Seriously, is the 2012 $h!t for REAL? Just past 3 months or so, starting with Haiti, all earthquakes are above 6.5 in magnitude. Nothing less! 7+ and 6.9 aftershock, then more in other place. And 2 days ago was in Baja California 7.2 or so they said. Today in Indonesia 7.5... so you, geologists out there please please give me an answer. I am BEGGING!

And for those of you who been drilling more wells into ground, STOP IT! Mother EARTH is mad ;(, you don't want her to turn into INSANE! Quite sad how no one really care about nothing except him/herself these day. Where the self-sacrifice, which used to be a noble thing to do and many are willing back in the days... Now if you do it, you will be ridiculed and labeled as "DUMB@$$" or something in that nature.

To end this on good note, I will pass the 2 practicals I took yesterday and this afternoon. And more interestingly, I cannot get a 0 on today as we have 1 freebie! WOOO-HOOO!!! I am for the free as I am desperate! (I haven't been posting lately as I am doing some catch up and I am in what they called here "THE NOTORIOUS HELL WEEK", which has 4 practical lined up 4 straight days, then 3 days break and 3rd exam, then a week from that 3rd exam is 3 days of COMPREHENSIVE FINALS!)

Unbelievable

I really don't know how locals survive here? DON'T THEY HAVE WATCH or something? It is unbelievable that they just don't give a F about time here. Said they will be at 7 to pick up my laundry and showed up only 5 past 7:30. That's after 2 calls from me. No call were made and I felt like an idiot standing there waiting for the laundry lady to pick up my damn laundry for 35 F-ing minutes.

When I heard not to pity the poor from someone I thought it was wrong, but it is true now that they are poor because they don't give a two cents about anything and don't put enough effort to become rich. I am not saying all, but majority of it is just like that. I know there are some out there who are trying hard and waiting for the opportune time, but majority of the poor just don't give a !@# about anything.

Biochem

A few interesting points about breast/ovarian/colon cancer that I learned today.

1. Having children before age of 30 decrease the risk of breast cancer by 7% for each child birth! (So for those of you, LADIES, out there over the age of 25 and worry about breast cancer, maybe you should start working on it, cuz you only have less than 5 years to reduce your risk by 7% each time!!! So get going and moving, of course after reading my post!!!)

Well this is a few weeks back, I just didn't have time to post it.

GAME TIME!

I wonder what do people do during their free time. I know for the fact that different people have different taste when it comes to relaxation. Some just hang out with friends and talk for hours, some spends time with family in the park or do some activities. Some go to the movie, surf the net, play some console games/PC game. With increased popularity of Facebook, people nowadays, old or young seems to have a Facebook account of their own. At first it is used for networking, however it introduced the fun side of it by providing games applications. To my surprise, almost all my friends have at least 5-7 of those applications allowed on Facebook. When I asked them why you guys have that, answer is simple: fun and relaxation while at work. Most work places don't filter the Facebook so they can get in touch with friends and through the game, they can help one another and knot their ties better. Hence more networking in return. However there are some dissents among the friends who have close to none of those applications. They said those games are stupid and you are too OLD to play those NON-SENSE games. As a game fan myself, I want to let them know that being OLD doesn't mean you can't play game. Beside that, you can only be as old as you allow yourself to be. One question to them will be what do you do during your free time if you don't play these NON-SENSE games? Read news? other people blogs like this one? or other people Facebook update/feeds? watch movies? hang out? What exactly do you do? Now don't tell me I just eat and sleep and dig on textbooks! Whether you know or not, without relaxation, you are making yourself a disfavor and you are aging yourself exponentially. So keep that in mind and next time when you log into Facebook, allow an application or two so you don't age yourself exponentially!

Note: Those are just GAMES... not to be confused with REAL LIFE! Especially to those who are going to add some of those applications for the very FIRST TIME! Because some first timers usually take some of these NON-SENSE GAMES too seriously and Internalized them and they tend to get sucked into it and have some confusion with REAL LIFE! So be careful when you are trying out something new, because if you mixed the GAMES with REAL LIFE, then you got a BIG BIG PROBLEM up in your Cerebral Cortex and should definitely consult with a Neurologist immediately!

After the MINI!

Had my mini again yesterday, nothing unexpected. Couple of tough questions, but seems quite fair. That being said, OMETEDO OKASAN! Yeah, Happy B-Day mom!

Yesterday after the exam, played basketball for an hour or so. It was fun and refreshing. Then had a good dinner, chicken with christophine given by a friend of mine and watercress sour soup by me. Then they have the fumigation done at school so it sux as I can't go chill in one of the well lit classroom. Nonetheless it was a fun-filled day!